Piranha
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![]() | Plot:An earthquake tremor does more than just shake up the bottom of Lake Victoria. It also releases a pack of prehistoric piranha intent on making up for their long famine. The local authorities (played by Elisabeth Shue and Ving Rhames) become aware of the hungry man-eaters about the same time as crowds of scantily clad partiers hit the beaches to celebrate Spring Break |
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Nanny McPhee Returns
G approximate length of 2 hr
![]() | Plot: Seven kids and seventeen nannies later, the widowed Mr. Brown is
desperate to find an employee to care for his children. Suddenly, Nanny
McPhee (Emma Thompson -- who also penned the screenplay), shows up for
the job. |
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Vampires Suck
PG approximate length of NA hr
![]() | Plot: Due to the popularity of the vampire genre, which is epitomized in The Twilight Saga, writers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have penned a spoof in order to suck more money out of moviegoers' pockets. |
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RED
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![]() | Plot: When his idyllic life is threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black-ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last ditch effort to survive. |



